Plea to the UK immigration:
Why question the world about British history and vocabulary that they will never need in the UK?
Use the following questionnaire:

1. 1. How was Freddie Mercury related to the Queen?
2. 2. Does Alan Parson preach? If so, where?
3. 3. Quote a few lines from Genesis PG: PC  (After Peter Gabriel or During Phil Collins’ time)
4. 4. Is Jeremy son of a clerk in the roads and transport ministry?
5. 5. Is John Major from the army? If yes when did he become a Brigadier?
6. 6. The Labour Party prevents abortion. True/false
7. 7. What does ‘getting stoned’ mean? How does Ian Botham fit into this game?
8. 8. Does Elton go to the public john to meet other men?
9. 9. Is Boy George’s birthplace Middlesex?
10. 10. How does the water from Glen Fiddich affect one’s perambulations? 
11. 11. Can one play chess in Elephant and Castle without getting mugged?
12. 12. Can you view the Shepherd’s bush from the underground?
13. 13. Is the ‘Tower of London” the tallest building in London?
14. 14. What is the penis shaped building beside the Thames called?
15. 15. How is the place ‘Reading’ pronounced? (Do forget what you think is right and answer.)Hint: Remember the colour!
16. 16. What is your favourite curry? (Mention colour and next day rigours to substantiate your answer.)
17. 17. Does Stratford Upon Avon refer to a sexual position? Who is ‘barred’ there?
18. 18. What battle was fought in Waterloo? (Hint: Not the toilet wars. Do remember most loos in the UK don’t have water.)
19. 19. If you are in Dire Straits do you go down to the waterline to earn a penny?
20. 20. Did J of Nazareth say ‘love hurts’? 
21. 21. Is there a Twat gallery in London?
22. 22. If you ‘drop acid’ will it burn the floor?
23. 23. How expensive is to attain ecstasy in the UK? 
24. 24. Lines on a mirror refers to: a) cracked mirror b) car rearview reflecting the road lines c) white powder on a mirror
25. 25. What is sinker? Does J&B ring a bell?
26. 26. Whenever Eric plays why do tons of people clap?
27. 27. Name 5 guys who Elizabeth Hurley has shagged. (One Asian name mandatory)
28. 28. Do Level 42 and Kumar’s at 42 have any connection?
29. 29. Does ‘The Ministry of Sound’ control MP’s from shouting in parliament?
30. 30. Does the wax museum contain ear dirt of the rich and famous?
31. 31. Is the full form of SOHO So Horny?
32. 32. If you go to ‘Ye Old Leather Bottle’ would you find Charles’ dick?
33. 33. Weed refers to what plant in particular?
34. 34. How many curry houses actually have Indian cooks? Are you also a Bong/Paki masquerading as an Indian cook?
35. 35. In a corner shop will you get 2 sides of a story in the wee hours?
36. 36. What is the difference between a corner and coroner?
37. 37. Have you ever had neighbours called Elvis, Freddie , Simon, Peter or Martin and do you know a white person with a name like Brown?
38. 38. Will you get clap if you eat ham at a particular place?
39. 39. IS Loch Ness a good whiskey?
40. 40. If you press the # button on the landline will the pedlar deliver it?
41. 41. Is the Irish currency called Guinness?
42. 42. Did you have a holiday in school for St.Patricks day? What tricks was Pat famous for?
43. 43. Which famous British national said this about MJ: “Where else but in America can a poor black boy grow up into a rich white woman?”
44. 44. Where can you hide in Hyde park?
45. 45. Can you see Knights Bridge in the daytime?
46. 46. D’over leads one to travel under the sea. Does D’under mean the airport?
47. 47. Can you speak English in Southhall and get a reply?
48. 48. Is Richard Branson a virgin?  
49. 49. Can you ask a Polish person to shine your shoe?
50. 50. How many times can you use 'fuck' in a sentence when speaking to a person below 30 years of age to get a message across in the UK?